by Vahid
4. March 2011 04:50
Accountant: a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing
Consultant: is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then keeps the watch
Politician: is someone who can convince you to go to hell but in a way that you would counting the seconds for it to happen
Economist: is someone who tomorrow will come to know that why what he had predicted yesterday did not happen today
Journalist: is someone who spends 50% of his time for NOT talking about what he know and the other 50% for talking about what he does not know
Philosopher: is someone who speaks for the people who are asleep
Psychologist: is someone who charges you for asking you the questions which your wife ask them for free
Sociologist: is someone who gazes at people when people are gazing at the sexy car passing by
AND BEST OF ALL
Software Developer: is someone who solves a problem which you are not aware of through a way which you don’t understand
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